Bollywood

Pal, Chehera, Dil, Kal, Hum, Soniye, Aankhon, Bulbul, Shah Rukh Khan, Aamir Khan, Krazy Kat (visit www.yahoo.co.in 's home page for more shit on Bollywood celebs) 'How the F*** can Rajinikanth be so popular?' is about how much I know about Bollywood....

... and there's nothing that makes me really want to know more, other than of course Munni Badnaam Hui & other similar stuff. Kollywood & Hollywood FTW!

Ellsworth Monkton Toohey

The first time I read The Fountainhead, this was exactly the way I had imagined the main villain of the book. Surprise, Surprise that so many years later I find an album covers that resembles him to the T

Alexander Pushkin

I've lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust

Now all that's left are fruitless fires, That burn my empty heart to dust

T.Rajendar: Suppress and Oppress and Depress

This mix is pure genius!! Kudos to the makers _/\_

I Like Milk: How Facebook Distorts Reality

Situation One:

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Drunk Machan 1: Wtfaaak Dude??

Drunk Machan 2: Dude, Wtf?

Drunk Machan 3 (After an awkward pause): WTFu*****Fuck Dude?

Everyone (in unision): Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahha (endless laughter echoing into the distant moonlight)

Drunk Machan 4: Macha, I like milk....

(Long silence before more endless laughter echoing into the distant moonlight.. for a different reason )

Situation Two

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Chick Who Guy Is Trying To Ask Out: Sooo what are your dreams?

Guy: Random shit about changing the world

Chick Who Guy Is Trying To Ask Out: You're so serious yaaar, Ok, something simple now.. whats your favourite drink? (JD, RC, VAT?)

Guy: I Like Milk!

Chick Who Guy Is Never Going To Get: Awwwwwww! thats cho chweet. Mommas boy are weeeeeeee? (Pinching guy's cheek)

Situation Three

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Highly Impressed Interviewer: You've got all the answers correct! You're the first one to do so, I'm really impressed. Maybe a couple of simple HR Questions now?

Prospective Candidate: Sure Sir!

Highly Impressed Interviewer: So, can you summarize yourself in 1 sentence please

Not So Prospective Candidate Anymore: Yes Sir, I like milk Sir :)

Situation Four (Facebook)

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Dude Machan's Status Message:"I Like Milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My News Feed:"Selva No.1, Selva No.2, Random Dude and 9 others like this d'_'"

FML. My point being, an otherwise socially completely unacceptable sentence (like "I like milk") for grown ups to say, suddenly becomes Ok on Facebook. Hell, its not even anonymous.