Murder

[The effects of reading too many comics and a lot of code]

[late at night]
*woooot woooot wooooooot*
*pitter patter pitter patter pitter patter*
[lone car on the road]
*screeeech*
[get out of car]
*tip tap tip tap tip tap*
[take out keys]
*click*
[look look]
[push open door]
*creeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaak*
*tip toe tip toe*
[push open door]
*tick tock tick tock*
*tip toe tip toe*
[wonder wonder fetter fetter]
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[raise knife]
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[lights on]
*Surprise! Happy Birthday!!.... *
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*silence*
[....]

THE END